January 2010
80 posts
Dear anyone who has ever been rude or nasty to a...
We are just the messengers, we JUST DO THE DRIVING. If something is late it is usually NOT OUR FAULT. We can NOT give you things for FREE or at a discounted price… do NOT complain about your pizzas ‘probably being cold’ if you haven’t even opened the box yet. Please do not say “you’ve been over an hour” when it’s been 45 minutes, or “I was told...
Lol at this blog, why would you do this? →
“I love this song as much as the next person, but I really don’t feel the...”
– Oli Crawshay, when the Lonely Island came on in the Tache. :’)
xanderd:
@elieeee
Reblogging from my phone clearly doesn’t work:p
yes it was fun, I told you it would be fun with me ;) bring on next week!
Neither does that when you spell my username wrong ;) but yeah, might be up for it next week again,we shall see! And yeah my phone can’t handle tumblr either. even though i have an opera browser on it :( x
xanderd:
Why is nobody backing me up?
VPL is unacceptable!
Hahahh. :’) Last night was fun.
Everybody should follow Kenneth because he's... →
Who is my Formspring stalker?
I might have to delete it as someone is freaking me out. :P I hope it’s not my Myspace stalker from ages ago, I thought i’d got rid of him. :/
You are the last thing I think about every night before I go to sleep, so my question is; What do you usually think about before you go to sleep?
and
I L-o-v-e You :)
Who are you????!
Today's source of anger and rage:
By way of an apology to my avid readers (lol) for not writing anything for a couple of days, today I have a nice long rant for you… for which the subject is the college canteen and the dinner ladies therein.
Today when I went to buy my lunch I scanned down the menu for the things that were vegetarian, choosing a vegetable ratatoulli… just pasta, veg and tomato sauce basically. Not...
Formspring. Ask me anything. :) →
How is it that supposedly “the UK’s biggest job site” only has 3 jobs advertised that are ”within 10 miles” of my house…..and two of those are in SOUTHPORT which is a heck of a lot more than 10 miles as you cannot just drive across the sea?!?!?
Also, who put COBBLES outside Warehouse? Anyone in...
I don’t really get hangovers but I do have a bit of a headache this morning. Somebody decided it would be a good idea to go out last night, well I guess I kind of thought so too so I’m not blaming anyone, and it was fun up until I got into Warehouse and realised I really, really hate being in places with lots of strangers. >_> The bottle of wine I had before I went out (after...
And the prize for the most intriguing Formspring...
Did you have anything to do with the fact that my pizzas on Tuesday had my name on the box even though I didn’t give it them, and the pepperoni slices and peppers were all arranged like smiley faces?
Haha! I would like to know who this is please! I’m afraid it was nothing to do with me though… I wasn’t working on Tuesday, but that is rather lovely! I’d like someone...
Formspring answers.
What colour do you want you’re hair to be?
You fucker. That’s not funny. Whoever wrote this clearly knows I have issues about incorrectly placed apostrophes and this is to let you know that from now on I will be ignoring questions like this! (Or correcting the grammar before I post them. ;)) The answer is I like my hair best blonde.
What’s your favourite film?
My favourite...
What the fuck are they playing at giving the housemates in Big Brother piles and piles of beef (albeit offal) to do a task with, when there’s all those people in Haiti with no food? They really do ask for trouble sometimes. The other week there was a task involving about 60 raw chickens, which they surely can’t have used afterwards.
My thursday night
"Neither of us is getting anything done tonight dude."
"I know man. You know it's bad when you're enjoying swinging round on your chair."
"You know it's worse when you are enjoying watching someone swing round on their chair."
Formspring answers.
I’ve been asked 10 questions on Formspring so far… here they are, along with my answers. (This is gonna be like the weirdest Myspace quiz i’ve ever done :p). If you have a question for me click HERE!
Why have you bothered with this?
Haha, good question. Basically i’m not very original and just jumped on the Form-spring band wagon hoping people like you would ask silly...
How Freakin Cute!!! →
(via xanderd)
Awwwwwwwwwwwww. that is my evening sorted.
Bought my ticket home.
eloso:
Wednesday 14th July, i make my triumphant return to Englands shores.
React accordingly.
Woooooooooooooooooooo :p
“people set on the “principal” of things make me rage
“a bag...”
– Alex B
Hahaha. I have been TOLD. →
Sugar rush
xemilyjaynex:
kittymurphy:
You know you’ve got a problem when the biscuits have to be hidden from you at home. Not hidden very well though. I’ve just found the party rings :)
Freaking love party rings <3
Oh man, i really want some Party Rings now! Or any kind of biscuit for that matter… we have none. :( Mainly because i’ve already eaten them all…. :/
Formspring. Ask me anything. :) →
Oh also, Science does my head in. Why are there a million and one names for everything? Since when was a ‘spine’ a HOLLOW DORSAL NEURAL TUBE? Get a life, science. >_>
Lemsip O'Clock
I thought i’d share a couple of things I learnt today, while I sip on my Lemsip.
Firstly, you know Foie gras? It’s duck or goose liver paté, but ‘foie gras’ actually translates as ‘fatty liver’… and to obtain this hugely fatty liver, the ducks and geese are force fed corn that has a very high fat percentage. The birds’ livers increase in size in...
Oh god.
eloso:
Fabric softener. I just used it on some laundry for the first time in months and, sweet baby jesus, everything smells so fucking good. And feels nice. And when i fold it, it doesn’t snap into place. Ugh, sensory delights from matching up socks like you would not believe.
oh nice :) my mum doesn’t use fabric softener anymore and it is such a shame, things are clean but i just...
Me: If you get bored I've got an essay you can do for me. :)
Him: What is it on?
Me: The problems associated with breeding animals.
Him: Well, what if they don't fancy each other?
Me: :D Amazing.